"confessions of..."

oh. wow! tiger's roar. again. this time with teary eyes.
the confessions.
am sorry i've sex with dozens of women (the line). which was meant am sorry for having a wife(the between lines).
am sorry for being unfaithful (the line). which was meant am sorry for being married (the between lines).

well, guess the best confessions are. am sex addict. i need help.
otherwise mr. woods, you'll someday bump into your son who happens to celebrate his 18 yearsold birthday at stripper club. that's ackward man.

dear God, please dont let "mr. clean federer" screw up.